Jesus returns to Earth but struggles to adjust to the times and is labeled a liberal snowflake.
In early 2021, feeling guilty for starting pandemic, Jesus descended from the clouds to greet his followers and catch up on the last two millennia of gossip. Jesus, not being great with technology, booked travel to Rome.
Rome, Georgia — not Rome Italy. Oops! Delta couldn’t help him switch flight so Jesus took the travel mishap as a sign from Dad and prepped to meet his flock in the deep south.
Jesus: Hello, Georgia! Are we having a good time tonight? Jesus is…
JESUS | I’M COMING HOME
I’m sitting in my house, living under a statewide curfew, during a pandemic in the year or our Lord 2021. I’m 33. Jesus was 33 when he died. I’m not saying I’m better than Jesus, but I keep my word! It’s been over 2000 years my man. We’re tired of waiting! I’ve also never started a plague.
My mind tends to wander and recently I’ve been asking myself, what if Jesus DID come back? And what if he came back during the year of himself 2021? What would he do? Where would he live? Would…